Stardate 55407.4

I haven't entered a log in here for a while, and with a really good reason. Well, we have had our encoutner with the borg, and we have suffered some minor casualties. Surprisingly me as one of them. Some stupid RECTUM, I believe it was the Chief since he was the only one in the general vincinity, shot me in the leg 'cuz they thought I was a borg. DO I LOOK BORG!!!! Besides that, I was beat around by a borg as I tried to kill the damend thing with my bat'leth, Commander Megos thankfully came up and finished the bugger, he was unfortunately borgified from behind after that, I killed that one, rushed him to sickbay, then I went to my post on the bridge. Got the crap shocked, and burned out of me, so I've been in my quarters healing myself for the past while cuz there ain't NO way I'm letting that Vulcan TOUCH me with a hypo spray! Computer, end recording.